What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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