Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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