evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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