why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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