You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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