Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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