Can Purell be used as lube?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
