That's intense
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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