All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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