It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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