It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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