i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
