well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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