That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
