Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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