I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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