Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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