i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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