i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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