I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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