nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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