Bisexual people are plain selfish.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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