Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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