I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I have already put on my inside pants.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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