508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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