I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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