Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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