do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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