i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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