he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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