its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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