Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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