I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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