i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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