Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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