there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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