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I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I got her a Nickelback box set.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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