i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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