"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
We need to rekindle our bromance
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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