I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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