Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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