It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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