Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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