Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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