wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Randomize
