Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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