oh god the rape fog is back!
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Randomize