Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
