We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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