her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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