Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize