Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
